Dustin Hoffman marathon!

First of all: I should be supervised. It took me over three hours to get through a movie that was an hour and forty six minutes long.
Going forward, a concerted effort will be made to make this an accompanied activity.

I had these lofty dreams of watching both The Graduate and Rain Man for some weird Dustin Hoffman marathon. It's after 11:00 but I'm sick, so it might still happen...

In the weird bubble in which I've accidentally placed myself, I don't know the difference between Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford. I still don't. I know who Dustin Hoffman is now, so if I can use the process of elimination, that other photo you might be holding up- he must be Robert Redford. I could be an intelligent and self sufficient adult and look him up...ok. Yeah, they don't really look so much alike, I don't think. But they were born a year apart.

OTHERS I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN:
Whitney Houston + Tina Turner
Keira Knightly + Natalie Portman
Pink Floyd + Led Zeppelin
Cowboy Curtis + Howard Stern
Liz Taylor + Liza Minelli
Bon Jovi + Bruce Springsteen
Pierce Brosnan + Every other actor



THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY GOOD. I guess I'm a little late with that review, but more importantly, I feel sort of sad that I've lived my entire life just appreciating Simon and Garfunkel and not having the same visuals the rest of the world may have had.

I'm not totally out of the loop (despite how everything seems based on that horrible list right up there) though, I had some idea about the plot. But actually I had no idea how little I knew. The only part that got a verbal reaction was when Mr. Feeney (sorry I called him that, and also, where on earth do you get an accent like his? I always assumed he was some sort of mysterious European, but I think I read tonight that he's from Brooklyn. He sounds nothing like my Nana...) opened the door and Ben was in that suit! I seriously gasped. The woman had JUST knocked over that frogguy in the fishtank with his car keys like two minutes before, so it made sense but seriously, I didn't see that coming- a diving suit. And that was what got the big response out of me. That's stupid.

p.s. yes- I will gladly watch this again.